1 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:35,250 Okay, it's eight minutes before the big time for news! 2 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:39,626 Yes, sir, it's WCAG here, with 64 beautiful degrees out. 3 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,824 Okay, now. 4 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:32,077 - What do you say, Joe? - Hello, Curtie. 5 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,675 There he is. 6 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:39,414 Let's go, Curtie. 7 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,281 How are you? 8 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,445 - Let me look at your cards. - Sure. 9 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,954 Thank you. 10 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,219 It's a good hand. 11 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,058 What about you, Gaga? Can I look at your cards? 12 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,202 - Yeah. - Thank you, Gaga. 13 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,938 You lose. 14 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,912 What's wrong, Joey, huh? 15 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,481 You lose because you're playing with my money. 16 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,118 - Joey! Joey, cut it out! - You like to steal? 17 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,720 - Don't! - You like to steal? You wanna steal? 18 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:19,153 - You steal from your mother, not me. - I'm sorry! 19 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:23,159 Your priest you tell you're sorry to. Me, you don't tell you're sorry to! 20 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,923 I don't give absolution. Me, you don't steal from. 21 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,396 How was I to know...? 22 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,000 - Never again, right? - Right! 23 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:30,931 - Never again. - All right. 24 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:34,229 - Joey, I swear on my mother... - Don't swear to me. 25 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,898 I don't want swearing. Just don't steal no more. 26 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:40,603 I'm warning you, the next time you do, I go right to your brothers. 27 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,271 - You know what happens then, right? - Okay, okay. 28 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,782 No more aggravation. Have a drink. We'll forget about this. 29 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,815 Now, that's enough. 30 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,287 One thing I don't understand, why do you call him Gaga? 31 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,449 Why do I call him Gaga? 32 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,061 Because he's stupid, that's why. 33 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,373 You can look at it if you want to. 34 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,343 No, no. That's all right. I was just looking. 35 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,982 Oh, I know. 36 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,141 But if you'd like to read it, you can. 37 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:00,945 I'm not annoyed. 38 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,783 I just noticed the picture of what's his name over there. 39 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,721 - Wayne. You know, John Wayne. - Oh, yes. 40 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,624 Yeah, but that isn't an American magazine... 41 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,766 ...and it just seemed funny to me. You know what I mean? 42 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,423 Yes. 43 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:20,970 - What kind of magazine is that? - French. 44 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,941 That doesn't look French. Do you read French? 45 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,276 No. 46 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,347 Well, just a few words. 47 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,779 They should have an English version, though. 48 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,216 Yeah, like the Italian movies, when they dub it. 49 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,051 No, it just threw me, because I've seen foreign magazines before... 50 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:44,322 ...but, like, the Italian ones, you can tell right away what kind they are. 51 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:47,259 - You know what I mean? - Oh, yes, like Oggi. 52 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,798 Excuse me? 53 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,768 Oggi. That's an Italian magazine. 54 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,497 - O-G-G-I. - Oh, yeah. 55 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,108 - That one that looks like Life, yeah. - Right. 56 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,768 - "Oggi," that means "today," you know? - Yes, I know. 57 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:06,044 It's like The Today Show. I think it comes out every week, you know, like Life. 58 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,910 It's like a news thing, you know. They make it... 59 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,614 ...like a type of news thing. - Yes. 60 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:20,293 So that's really a French magazine, huh? 61 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,726 - Yes, I'm afraid it is. - Well... 62 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,895 How the hell did they ever get ahold of The Searchers? 63 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,472 The what? 64 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:32,475 The Searchers. It's a movie made about, you know, 11 years ago. 65 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:36,137 That picture of John Wayne is from that movie. 66 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,407 I don't seem to remember it. 67 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:42,213 Well, you know, with John Wayne. 68 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:46,956 Oh, that other guy was in it. What's his name? He... 69 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,956 He played Christ three years ago in some movie. 70 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,528 I don't think I know it. 71 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,257 - Oh, was he Swedish? - No, no. American. 72 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,900 - Roland... - Recent picture? 73 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,592 - Just a few years ago. - It's a Western. 74 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:58,759 Yeah. 75 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,032 - Oh, you mean Jeffrey Hunter? - That's right. Hunter, right. 76 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,574 Oh, now you remember the picture? 77 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,678 No, I don't. 78 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,711 It was in color. 79 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:10,873 - Nope. - No. 80 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,745 Well. 81 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:18,747 Wait, you know what? Natalie Wood did a small part in that, one of her first parts. 82 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,485 She had a big scene at the end there with Hunter, you know. 83 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:27,031 She comes running down the desert over to Hunter, and she says: 84 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,429 "Unnt-meah! Go, Martin! Go! Unnt-meah! Go! Go!" 85 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:34,096 She's trying to get him to go, you know? 86 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,272 I don't remember it. 87 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,138 Well, I'll tell you, you missed a good picture. 88 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,836 Sorry. 89 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:43,982 Oh, there was one scene in that movie that was a classic. 90 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:49,986 You know, the chief of the tribe, his name is Cicatrice, Spanish for "scar." 91 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,489 He talks English to John Wayne, and Wayne says: 92 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,924 "You talk good English. Somebody teach you?" But real nasty. 93 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,497 And then when Wayne talks Comanche, not Comanche, but Comanche... 94 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,930 ...to Scar, Scar says: 95 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,866 "You talk good Comanche. Somebody teach you?" But... 96 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:09,064 - Sounds like a nasty fellow. - Who? 97 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:13,735 - The man with the... The Indian. - Cicatrice, Spanish for "scar." Yeah. 98 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,177 He was more nasty than Wayne could ever get. 99 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,647 But then again, he was a bad guy. 100 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,781 There were a lot of nasty Comanches in that picture. 101 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,117 - Nasty picture. - Well, then again... 102 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,692 ...John Wayne could get pretty nasty too, when he wanted to be. 103 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:33,728 Wait, was that the picture where Jeffrey Hunter is supposed to be trading rugs... 104 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,527 ...and he trades for an Indian bride? - Right! 105 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,567 That's the picture. 106 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:42,998 - That was a good picture. - Good? That picture was great. 107 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:46,906 Well, I'm not used to admitting I like Westerns. 108 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,014 Oh, yeah. Why not, huh? Everybody should like Westerns. 109 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:53,310 Solve everybody's problems if they liked Westerns. 110 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,787 - Okay, I like Westerns! - Okay, then. 111 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,290 Man, that was some picture. 112 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,860 Some picture. 113 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,525 Here. Take the magazine and look at it. 114 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,635 - Oh, no. - Come on. Go ahead. 115 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,202 - I don't wanna. - I don't mind. 116 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,238 - Go ahead. - All right. 117 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,898 Thanks. 118 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,805 You have to give it back, though. 119 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,378 - I swear to God I'll give it back. - Okay. 120 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,674 You come around a lot? Got people here? 121 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,615 No, no. This is the first time. I just came for the ride. 122 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,620 - The ride? What ride? - The ferry. 123 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:34,851 Oh, no. You mean to tell me you do this for fun? 124 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,925 Yeah. Why? 125 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:42,090 Well, I just don't look at this as being a cruise, you know? 126 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,930 I had to pick up this package at my grandmother's, you know? 127 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,732 Oh, that's nice. 128 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,068 Well, it's not really all that nice. 129 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,734 I gotta bring it back. I have no car so I had to take the ferry. 130 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,882 You know, the one that goes across the river to New York. 131 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,483 It doesn't sound like you take the ferry often. 132 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,313 You can bet your life I don't. 133 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,682 Don't you like Staten Island? 134 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:07,019 Well, I've got nothing against it personally, you know. 135 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,856 But, really, it kind of shortens your breath. The air is lousy. 136 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,157 If you're not used to it, it can get you. 137 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,733 That's right. I'm not used to it. I don't like tropical climates. 138 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,392 There's one way around it. 139 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,166 Go to down to Canal Street and Broadway, into an army surplus store. 140 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:26,869 You pick up a couple of gas masks, get halfway across the river, put them on. 141 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,440 - You like being stared at? - I'd stare right back. 142 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,948 - You would? - That's right. 143 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,110 Okay. I don't think I'd do it. 144 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:40,190 I tell you, I once saw this guy back in 196o. You know, that big snowfall we had? 145 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:43,817 Right in the middle of 14th and Broadway, this guy's playing golf. 146 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,327 - Golf? - I swear to God. 147 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,466 - Right in the street? - In the middle. 148 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,761 Wait a second, he says, "The trouble with the world today... 149 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,167 ...is that if a guy wants to play golf in the street... 150 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,309 ...people stare at him." - I don't believe you. 151 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,205 Would l...? I wouldn't lie to you. 152 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:03,144 You know how those knickers, whatever you call them, and the hat...? 153 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:06,614 - The whole outfit? The whole thing? - Right. Golf clubs, yeah. 154 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,583 That's crazy. 155 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,154 Yeah, well. It's kind of nice, though. 156 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,883 - Why? - The guy did what he wanted to do, golf. 157 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,458 I guess so. 158 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,096 Should you always do what you want to do? 159 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,158 Yeah, I think so. 160 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:21,727 - Do you? - Yeah. 161 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,132 I don't know, I hadn't thought about it. I guess so. 162 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,767 Thank you very much. 163 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:34,572 Ten minutes I've been talking. Nobody pays me any attention, right? 164 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,908 Now maybe I can say something. 165 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,073 Listen, let me ask you guys something. 166 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:43,950 Why can't I walk out in the street? No, don't answer me, I'll tell you why I can't. 167 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,455 Because you owe everybody in the world money. 168 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,150 Your friend owes everybody in the world money. 169 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,729 I want to go to Chinatown. I happen to like Chinese food, right? 170 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,866 I live right next door to Chinatown. 171 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,060 Biggest Chinatown in the world, but I can't go. 172 00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,670 Seven blocks, I can't walk. 173 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,673 I walk out of here, people jump out of every block to get me when I walk. 174 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,835 So I may have to go to China to get Chinese food. 175 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:12,575 So do me that favor. No borrowing from Chinese people, okay? Good. 176 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,514 I only got one more thing to say. 177 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,848 Now, what are we gonna do tonight? 178 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,423 - Go to Chinatown. - What, you haven't been listening to me? 179 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,993 I can't walk to Chinatown because of you two. 180 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,426 I don't even like what they put in the food. 181 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,828 - Makes you sick. - You've eaten it before. 182 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,867 Yeah, and I got sick before, so I don't eat it anymore. 183 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,164 I'll tell you what, let's go uptown. 184 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,840 Come on. I hear they got a new broad uptown. We'll go and have some fun. 185 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,242 - I don't feel like going uptown. - What do you mean, you don't? 186 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:47,044 There's a new broad. She's supposed to be very nice. We'll take a ride and go uptown. 187 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,517 - I don't feel like going. - All right... 188 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,282 Let's go down to the Village, get a couple drinks. 189 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,926 Go down to the Village and get a couple drinks? 190 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,221 - What do you think I got? - I'm paying. 191 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,830 You're paying for it. I'm not worried about it. 192 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:03,025 You're a jerk-off. What do you think I got, a library? 193 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,638 - I got all the booze you want. - Don't worry about it. I'm paying! 194 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,170 I'll get you a drink. 195 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:12,640 I gotta go sit in Greenwich Village with a bunch of fairies? I don't need that. 196 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,451 - Let's go. - I don't feel like going uptown. 197 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,750 I don't feel good. I have to go up there? 198 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,258 You don't feel good? You just wanted a drink. 199 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,222 - Shut up, will you? - Hey, the kid's right. 200 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:36,334 When he's right, he's right. You don't feel good, why you want a drink? 201 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,403 - You want to come uptown? - I don't feel like going. 202 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,540 You don't wanna, I feel like going. I think I'm gonna go. 203 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,676 Let's go to the Village, I'll buy. 204 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,040 Why are you buying drinks? I got all the liquor in the world. 205 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,977 - I'm going uptown. Wanna go? - I'll be out in the car. 206 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,175 - All right. Yeah. - You got any money? 207 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,445 No, I ain't got no money. 208 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,216 - Go to the Village. I'll buy your drinks. - I don't want you to buy. 209 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:02,087 I'll go for a ride. I don't wanna go to the Village. 210 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,785 I'm locking up, so that's it. 211 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,956 - I don't feel like going uptown. - So walk the streets with your money. 212 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,264 - Aren't you cold? - Thanks. 213 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,100 Little bit, yeah. 214 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,471 - Why don't we sit down over there? - Okay. 215 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,448 Yeah, you know, we all like Wayne epics. 216 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,446 Yeah? Who's we? 217 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,142 Well, me and Joey... 218 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,083 ...Sally Gaga. 219 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,189 - Sally what? - Gaga. 220 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,856 - Who's she? - It's a he, not a she. 221 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,689 He's a... 222 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:41,162 He's a good kid, you know? 223 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,736 He's really okay. He's a little younger than Joey and I, but... 224 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,270 No, he's all right. Yeah. 225 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,466 I don't think I've seen too many of John Wayne's pictures. 226 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,804 - Were you born in America? - Sure. 227 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:57,107 Aren't you ashamed you haven't seen a John Wayne picture? 228 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,944 Well, I don't know. I never thought of it that way. 229 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,314 - Maybe I have. - Yeah. 230 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,849 Isn't it cold out here? Would you mind sitting inside? 231 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,690 - No, I wouldn't mind. - What are we doing out here? Come on. 232 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,779 Come on, this isn't a regular movie magazine. 233 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:06,247 I mean, it costs a dollar. Playboy only costs 75 cents. 234 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,682 You must have something to do with movies. 235 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,379 - No, I don't. - How about TV commercials maybe? 236 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,888 - Right? - No. 237 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,549 I swear to God, you know, you look familiar. 238 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,753 I saw the magazine. It looked interesting, so I bought it. 239 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,991 All right. You were a Girl Scout. 240 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,895 All right, then swear to it like a Girl Scout. 241 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,537 - I swear. - Okay. 242 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,868 - You swear what? - Oh, come on. 243 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,942 Okay, I'll quit it. 244 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:35,073 What do you do with yourself? 245 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,314 - Well, that depends. - Oh, no, no. I mean, seriously. 246 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,952 Do you go to school, do you work or what? 247 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,520 Well, I am, as they say... 248 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,715 ...at the moment, sort of, in between... 249 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,588 ...at this time, sort of, in between positions. 250 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:53,253 - Let us say. - Well, what did you do? 251 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:57,334 Well, why didn't you say that? I was in banking. 252 00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:00,700 - Banking. - Yeah, you know, a teller. 253 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,467 You know, they say "Don't kiss a girl in a bank..." 254 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,974 "Because she's a teller." Soupy Sales. 255 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,409 Right. 1963. 256 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,946 All right, so you knew it. Big deal. 257 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:15,484 Well, what do you do now? 258 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,713 Why? 259 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,084 Okay. 260 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,786 Sorry. Forget it. Come on. 261 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,187 Okay. 262 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,694 - How many points for that guy? - 16 points. 263 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,165 What you mean 16 points? 264 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,826 - He's bouncing all over. - So? 265 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,337 - Why don't you hit him? Go ahead. - 16 points. 266 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,737 - I'm gonna hit him. Watch me. - Real smart. 267 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,378 Yeah, of course I'm real smart. I'm Smart Joey. 268 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,743 - Smart Joey, turn up the radio, huh? - Yeah, okay. 269 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,211 - I give up. - What do you give up? 270 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,444 Somebody's got a gun in your head? 271 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,453 I don't feel like going. Let's do something else. 272 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,717 - Anyplace you wanna go. - We settled that in the club. 273 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:55,882 - Uptown. - Do me... 274 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,358 I'm not doing you anything. 275 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,053 - We're going uptown. - Big man. 276 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,495 - Got a set of wheels? - I'm a real big man. 277 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,727 - That's what I said. - I'm a real big man, don't forget. 278 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,098 - Any more toys to play with? - Don't worry. 279 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,467 This is my car. The only toy I need. 280 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,575 That's right. The only toy I need. 281 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,906 - Will you turn up the radio a little louder? - Okay. 282 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,708 I'd like to see you get a girl without paying $5. 283 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,876 Don't worry about me getting girls without paying $5. None of your business. 284 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,023 - You couldn't get one to talk to you. - Yeah? Don't worry. 285 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,851 I can get plenty to talk to me. 286 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,016 - You could get. - Right, I could get. 287 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,627 - That's right. - All brains. 288 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,357 That's right. I got brains. I'm as smart as you any day of the week. 289 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,058 - Stupid. - Yeah, don't call me stupid. 290 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,931 Jerk-off. 291 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,004 - Could we turn it up? - How much louder? 292 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,337 - Shut up. - For crying out loud, it's loud enough. 293 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,740 It's loud enough. You can hear it in China. 294 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,280 - You're yelling over here. - Don't worry about my yelling. 295 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,578 - Smarten up sometime, pal. - Don't talk about me being smart. 296 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,416 - Shut your stupid mouth. - I know what's bothering you. It's that girl. 297 00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,852 - Shut up. - Don't tell me! 298 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,822 - Shut up! - You don't tell me to! 299 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:06,897 Get out! You get out! You don't tell me to shut up in my car. Now, get out! 300 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,702 - Come on, Joey. - Get up front. 301 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,095 Come on. 302 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,672 You always like bad guys, huh? 303 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,674 Lee Marvin. Now, there's a real bad guy. 304 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,411 You see, he doesn't just play a tough guy, he has to go all the way. 305 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:13,684 He dresses in black, you know. He snarls. He breaks things. He kicks people. He bites. 306 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:17,022 - Right. He can't... Better be careful. - I'll be all right. 307 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:20,460 He was in this movie, Liberty valance. You ever see that one? 308 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,793 - No. - Liberty valance. Lee Marvin. Anyway. 309 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,927 He comes into a room in the picture. He can't just walk into a room. 310 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:31,872 He walks in. He snarls. He kicks over a few chairs and tables. He breaks a few things. 311 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,874 And then he sits down. 312 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:38,709 - I mean, that's really a bad guy. - You mean, he just does that on his own. 313 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,049 - Better be careful. - Oh, I'll be all right. 314 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,157 Let's walk. I feel uncomfortable with you sitting here. 315 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,989 You know, Marvin just can't do anything normal. He's gotta... 316 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:55,657 You know, if he, like, picks up a drink, he's gotta look like he's gonna squash it. 317 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:59,360 Imagine what women think. To them, he's the worst bad guy. 318 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,302 He not only kills people, he breaks furniture. 319 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,437 You like pigeons? 320 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,735 - I had a pigeon coop when I was a kid. - You did? 321 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:12,406 - With this Jewish kid on my block. - How do you make them come back? 322 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:15,348 - How do you make them come back? - Well, you fly them. 323 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,647 - You train them with this stick. - Yeah. 324 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,450 They follow it and come back. 325 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,251 They know to follow the stick. 326 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:24,122 If they don't come back, you go around the corner... 327 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,161 ...and rob some from the other guy. 328 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,196 And you make up for yours. 329 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:07,929 - Sally? - What? 330 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:10,438 - I had $4o, it ain't here. - What do you mean? 331 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,907 I had $4o and someone took it on me. 332 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,171 - We've been here all night. Nobody took it. - Forty dollars! 333 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,371 It's here someplace. 334 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,608 - That was all the money I had. - Don't worry, we'll find it. 335 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,582 - It's around here someplace. - Well, it ain't here. 336 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,984 - I'll go look by the bar. - Forty dollars. 337 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,160 - Forty dollars, huh? - It ain't here. 338 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,227 - It's gone. - Are you sure it's in...? 339 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,523 No, it ain't there. Look, it ain't there. 340 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,030 The money ain't here. What can I tell you? 341 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,499 - Where'd you leave this? - Over there. 342 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,501 - You left it over there? - Yeah, so? 343 00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:44,608 What are you, stupid? You take your pocketbook, put it behind the bar. 344 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:47,609 You're supposed to know. That's stupid, you know? 345 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,245 - You gotta know this. - That's all the money... 346 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:53,714 I can't even get home now. That's all the money I had. 347 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,217 - I have to walk to Jersey? - Wanna take a cab? 348 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,551 Here. How much is it gonna cost? Two, three? 349 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,453 Well, it's right over the tunnel. 350 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,992 - Five dollars. - Here. 351 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:07,821 - Really? You can afford $5 for me to get back. - Yeah, all right? 352 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:12,663 - Wait outside. I'm gonna lock up the place. - Yeah, sure. 353 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,375 Here. 354 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:28,903 It's chime time! 25 to 9, 25 to 9 here on 1260. Last on the dial, first in tile. 355 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:32,043 It's Air-sweep air conditioner that makes the difference. 356 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,940 Air-sweep sweeps the air from ceiling to floor. 357 00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:39,743 Draft-free seasonal control. Automatic levers oscillate the air. Yes, the air door... 358 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,613 Close the window. 359 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:48,859 Lets you aim the air where you want it. From 500 Btus to 28,000 Btus. 360 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:52,019 Every metal part is zinc-rich steel! Wow! 361 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:55,030 For 394 dollars installed with no down payment. 362 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,966 Up to five years to pay. ED5-3200. ED5-3200. 363 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:01,832 Come on and call it, mama. ED5-32-0-0. 364 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,060 Close the door, huh? 365 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,597 Gaga, will you close the door? 366 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,653 - Oh, that's lovely. - Be careful. Don't touch it. 367 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,686 Look, don't worry. I won't break it. 368 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:27,552 Anything happens to that, my mother will pass out. 369 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,526 Well, if you put it that way... 370 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,896 What? What's the matter? 371 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:25,299 Nothing. 372 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:31,748 Why'd you stop? 373 00:32:33,184 --> 00:32:35,209 Just felt like it. 374 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,748 No reason. 375 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,952 Do you mind? 376 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,169 Listen, I... 377 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:07,702 I love you. 378 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,248 I don't know. I love you but... 379 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,179 What is it? 380 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,189 Well, now I feel... I feel silly saying this. 381 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:23,156 Don't feel silly. Say it. 382 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,289 What I mean is... 383 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:31,333 If you love me, you'll understand what I mean. 384 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,070 Just not now. 385 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,212 Why? 386 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,914 Just not now. Okay? 387 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:00,926 Okay. 388 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,501 What's wrong? 389 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:18,038 I don't know, call it anything you want. 390 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:20,275 Old-fashioned or what. 391 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:31,922 But I love you first, as you. 392 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,926 To me, it... 393 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,261 To me, you know? 394 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:47,076 If you love me, you'll understand what I mean. 395 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,021 I guess so. 396 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,008 You're beautiful. 397 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,887 Hey, I really liked her in that picture. 398 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,894 - That girl in that picture? - Yeah. 399 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:44,523 Let me tell you something, that girl in that picture was a broad. 400 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:47,296 - What do you mean "a broad"? - A broad. 401 00:41:47,471 --> 00:41:52,465 You know, there are girls, and then there are broads. 402 00:46:40,443 --> 00:46:44,539 You know what a... A broad isn't exactly a virgin, you know what I mean? 403 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,512 You play around with them, you don't... 404 00:46:47,684 --> 00:46:51,142 - You don't marry a broad, you know? - Come on, you don't mean that. 405 00:46:51,321 --> 00:46:54,222 I mean it. Sure, I mean it. 406 00:46:54,391 --> 00:46:56,916 Let's go to that corner and get a cab. 407 00:47:07,837 --> 00:47:10,772 Cab? Taxi. 408 00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:39,467 We gotta bring him down to the club to meet the rest of the guys. 409 00:47:39,636 --> 00:47:42,298 - You gotta meet my friend, Sally Gaga. - Sally what? 410 00:47:42,472 --> 00:47:45,305 Gaga. We call him Gaga because every time you turn... 411 00:47:45,475 --> 00:47:47,705 ...he's doing something stupid. Every time. 412 00:47:47,877 --> 00:47:50,903 I'd have brought him, but you'd have killed me. He's nuts. 413 00:47:51,081 --> 00:47:52,378 Yeah, a nutty guy. 414 00:47:52,549 --> 00:47:56,645 - What do you got in this Copig anyway? - Copake. Copake, New York. 415 00:47:56,820 --> 00:48:00,119 It's a small town. It's a nice town, you're gonna like it. 416 00:48:05,762 --> 00:48:08,890 Here we are. Copig, New York, the garden spot of the world. 417 00:48:09,065 --> 00:48:12,000 - Copake! - Copake. Excuse me. 418 00:48:12,168 --> 00:48:15,160 - Look at this, the trees, the animals. - Beautiful. 419 00:48:15,338 --> 00:48:18,830 We're in the country, J.R. Copake, New York. 420 00:48:19,376 --> 00:48:20,741 - Here we are. - Hey, hey! 421 00:48:20,910 --> 00:48:23,902 Copiague. Copiague. 422 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,878 - Not Copake, but Copiague. - Copiague. 423 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:31,248 - Right. - P-A-l-G-E or some goddamn thing. 424 00:48:32,856 --> 00:48:37,259 What am I doing in a place like this? What, are we kidding ourselves? 425 00:48:37,861 --> 00:48:39,522 - Look around you. - Why? 426 00:48:39,696 --> 00:48:42,665 Look around you. Easy, easy. Just take a look at this. 427 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:46,632 - That's our standard footwear. - They look like a bunch of farmers. 428 00:48:46,803 --> 00:48:49,829 - They are. - They are? You see that guy over there? 429 00:48:51,608 --> 00:48:54,907 Last Saturday in July, you come back here, boy... 430 00:48:55,078 --> 00:48:58,980 - We speak what we wanna speak. - And we needle who we wanna needle. 431 00:48:59,149 --> 00:49:01,413 - They don't like it, they can... - Kiss your... 432 00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:03,279 You want another beer? 433 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:05,710 Yeah. 434 00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:08,454 - What about you? - No. 435 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:12,391 You don't want another one? All right, no beer. 436 00:49:12,896 --> 00:49:16,798 - We gonna spend three days here drinking? - What else you wanna do? 437 00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:19,628 I don't know, you tell me. What else can we do? 438 00:49:20,403 --> 00:49:22,371 - Nothing. - Just spend three days here? 439 00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:25,906 You know what we're gonna do tomorrow? Something I wanna do. 440 00:49:26,076 --> 00:49:28,943 - But tonight we're doing what I wanna do? - Yes. Right. 441 00:49:29,112 --> 00:49:31,171 - You tell me what... - We come up here. 442 00:49:31,347 --> 00:49:33,815 We sit here in a bar for three hours and drink. 443 00:49:33,983 --> 00:49:37,043 - That's what you wanted to do. - That's what I wanted to do. 444 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,711 - What are we gonna do? - I'll show you something. 445 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:42,119 - What? - Something beautiful. 446 00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:44,123 - Okay? - Yeah. What's her name? 447 00:50:15,859 --> 00:50:17,690 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 448 00:50:25,368 --> 00:50:27,893 Hey, wait a minute. Wait one minute, huh? 449 00:50:28,071 --> 00:50:29,766 - I wanna rest a minute. - Come on. 450 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,737 No, no, wait a minute. Hey, who is this guy? 451 00:50:32,909 --> 00:50:36,310 - What? You're tired? - Yeah, I'm tired. I mean, who is he? 452 00:50:36,479 --> 00:50:38,743 - You know who he is? - A friend of mine. Why? 453 00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,816 - Who knows where he's taking us? - This is good for you. 454 00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:43,919 Yeah, really good. 455 00:50:44,888 --> 00:50:47,686 - You wanna go to the top? - Yeah. 456 00:50:50,059 --> 00:50:53,392 - You wanna go back down? - I don't know. You gonna go to the top? 457 00:50:53,563 --> 00:50:57,226 - Yeah. It can't be much further. - Hurry up. Come on, it's beautiful. 458 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,164 - You're gonna get tired if you... - Yeah, yeah. Okay. 459 00:51:00,336 --> 00:51:02,770 Yeah, it's beautiful, it's beautiful. 460 00:51:02,939 --> 00:51:05,874 This is what he's gonna show us. Something beautiful. 461 00:51:06,042 --> 00:51:07,373 It can't be much further. 462 00:51:14,050 --> 00:51:16,518 Hey, where is he? I don't even see him anymore. 463 00:51:16,686 --> 00:51:19,018 I don't know where he is. 464 00:51:22,592 --> 00:51:24,719 Wait a minute. Wait a minute, will you? 465 00:51:24,894 --> 00:51:27,158 For crying out loud, wait a minute. 466 00:51:38,174 --> 00:51:40,665 Hey, watch out for the snakes down there. 467 00:51:41,845 --> 00:51:46,248 What did he say? What did he say about snakes? Are you serious? 468 00:51:46,950 --> 00:51:49,009 You gonna climb a mountain with snakes? 469 00:51:49,185 --> 00:51:50,743 He's just trying to scare us. 470 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,548 That's right. He scared me. I'm scared of snakes. 471 00:51:53,723 --> 00:51:55,850 They bite us, they're gonna bite him too. 472 00:51:56,025 --> 00:51:59,893 - I don't know. Wait a minute. - Don't let this fag scare us. Come on. 473 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:08,436 Come on! 474 00:52:15,578 --> 00:52:19,241 Hey, hurry up, will you? We're almost there. It's beautiful up here. 475 00:52:19,983 --> 00:52:23,646 - I think we're gonna beat him to the top. - Yeah, we're gonna beat him. 476 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,414 How? You don't even know where you're going. 477 00:53:16,472 --> 00:53:20,568 Three, four hours I spend climbing a mountain. For what? 478 00:53:20,743 --> 00:53:23,610 To come up here. So, what's up here? Big deal. 479 00:53:24,013 --> 00:53:25,981 I don't understand. 480 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:45,498 I gotta leave the city. I gotta come up here. 481 00:53:45,668 --> 00:53:48,967 I gotta spend the weekend in a bar with a bunch of hillbillies. 482 00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:51,402 All right, that's one thing. 483 00:53:51,574 --> 00:53:53,804 You know, I ought to have my head examined. 484 00:53:53,977 --> 00:53:56,775 This is the whole way I spend the day. 485 00:54:30,213 --> 00:54:33,410 What are you doing with a holy candle on the table? 486 00:54:33,850 --> 00:54:38,549 - I just thought it would be nice. - You don't do that with a holy candle. 487 00:54:39,255 --> 00:54:40,722 Put it back. 488 00:54:40,890 --> 00:54:42,653 Yeah, okay. 489 00:54:45,061 --> 00:54:48,519 - What am I gonna do with you? - I just thought it would be nice. 490 00:54:50,066 --> 00:54:52,330 Do you have any more coffee? 491 00:54:57,373 --> 00:54:59,671 Enjoy the country? 492 00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:01,605 It was all right. 493 00:55:02,345 --> 00:55:04,472 I heard you climbed a mountain. 494 00:55:04,781 --> 00:55:06,942 Yeah, I climbed a mountain. 495 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,047 It was great on the top... 496 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:11,743 ...but, boy, on the way up it was murder. 497 00:55:20,063 --> 00:55:21,655 J.R.? 498 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,199 What? 499 00:55:27,603 --> 00:55:30,572 I think I'm gonna have to tell you something. 500 00:55:32,842 --> 00:55:34,833 All right, what? 501 00:55:37,113 --> 00:55:41,482 Look, I want only for us to be as happy as we can. 502 00:55:42,151 --> 00:55:45,552 And I don't want anything to come between us. 503 00:55:46,055 --> 00:55:48,114 Is anything wrong? 504 00:55:49,725 --> 00:55:54,321 I do love you, and I want this to last. 505 00:55:59,702 --> 00:56:01,397 Well, what is it? 506 00:56:02,939 --> 00:56:04,736 - Another guy? - No. 507 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,267 Nothing like that. 508 00:56:07,643 --> 00:56:09,907 Well, all right, then what? 509 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,411 Anyway, when... 510 00:56:16,586 --> 00:56:18,383 Well... 511 00:56:18,554 --> 00:56:21,887 ...a few years ago, I was going with a boy. 512 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,984 He was nice. 513 00:56:25,261 --> 00:56:28,697 He always acted like a gentleman. 514 00:56:29,866 --> 00:56:32,494 Well, we used to go for drives. 515 00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:37,466 And the last time we went, he seemed different, nervous. 516 00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:40,367 In fact, he hardly talked. 517 00:56:42,178 --> 00:56:44,942 There was a long road... 518 00:56:46,149 --> 00:56:48,913 ... and he pulled up into a clearing. 519 00:56:51,454 --> 00:56:54,548 I didn't think much of it. We had never really necked... 520 00:56:54,724 --> 00:56:57,249 ...so I figured he was gonna try. 521 00:57:00,796 --> 00:57:02,889 The radio was loud. 522 00:57:05,601 --> 00:57:08,468 I remember that about the radio. 523 00:59:38,754 --> 00:59:43,020 I felt dirty. I felt I wasn't as good as anyone else. 524 00:59:44,427 --> 00:59:49,091 I felt ashamed. I couldn't even talk. I didn't talk. 525 00:59:49,665 --> 00:59:51,189 I love you. 526 00:59:52,735 --> 00:59:55,203 And I don't wanna lose you. 527 00:59:58,207 --> 01:00:00,767 With you it'll be the first time. 528 01:00:08,384 --> 01:00:10,375 I can't... 529 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:12,619 I can't understand. 530 01:00:14,390 --> 01:00:17,951 I mean, if anyone else hears a story like that... 531 01:00:19,628 --> 01:00:21,789 ...well, how could they believe it? 532 01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:24,632 But... 533 01:00:25,634 --> 01:00:28,228 ...you're not anyone else. 534 01:00:28,404 --> 01:00:30,167 That's right. 535 01:00:32,908 --> 01:00:34,899 I'm not anyone else. 536 01:00:43,986 --> 01:00:45,954 How could I believe you? 537 01:00:50,226 --> 01:00:52,490 Well, how could I believe you? 538 01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,928 How can I believe that story? 539 01:01:03,939 --> 01:01:06,430 It just doesn't make any sense. 540 01:01:10,913 --> 01:01:14,440 How do I know you didn't go through the same story with him? 541 01:01:20,589 --> 01:01:22,216 Well, look... 542 01:01:22,825 --> 01:01:24,622 Look at me. 543 01:01:25,861 --> 01:01:28,887 You go out with a guy and don't even know what he's like? 544 01:01:29,632 --> 01:01:33,363 You let him take you out on some goddamn road and you don't mind it. 545 01:01:35,004 --> 01:01:38,440 It just... It doesn't... It just doesn't seem real, does it? 546 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:41,132 It just doesn't make any sense. 547 01:01:42,978 --> 01:01:46,277 - It's true. - What's true? 548 01:01:48,217 --> 01:01:52,244 You let him take you out on a goddamn road and you don't even mind it? 549 01:02:22,785 --> 01:02:24,980 - Three scotch and water. - Three scotch. 550 01:02:25,154 --> 01:02:27,748 - Johnnie Walker. - Red. 551 01:02:28,290 --> 01:02:30,155 One for me, one for it... 552 01:02:30,326 --> 01:02:32,419 ...one for that. - I'm who? 553 01:02:32,595 --> 01:02:34,256 You're "that." 554 01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:50,969 - It's a pleasure. - It's a pleasure... 555 01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:52,636 It's a pleasure... 556 01:02:52,815 --> 01:02:54,806 What's a pleasure? 557 01:03:05,561 --> 01:03:07,461 It's a pleasure... 558 01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:47,371 - What's going on in there? - What's with that guy? 559 01:06:47,549 --> 01:06:51,986 This is the party he promised us? Listening to a bunch of engaged couples? 560 01:06:52,154 --> 01:06:53,416 I'm gonna talk to him. 561 01:06:53,589 --> 01:06:57,252 - What's wrong? - What are we supposed to do all night? 562 01:06:57,426 --> 01:06:59,917 - What's wrong now? - Sit here and talk all night? 563 01:07:00,095 --> 01:07:05,089 - This is the party you promised us? - Where are the broads, huh? 564 01:07:05,267 --> 01:07:08,498 - They'll be coming. - Get them and get rid of these people. 565 01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:11,070 - These are great guys. - Get rid of them. 566 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,175 We'll worry about that later. Go down and get the girls. 567 01:07:14,343 --> 01:07:16,140 - You want me to go now? - Yeah. 568 01:07:16,311 --> 01:07:20,270 - But don't blame me for what happens. - Don't worry about what happens. 569 01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:23,646 - Just don't blame me, all right? - Don't worry about blame. 570 01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:26,884 We gotta hope Gaga comes back. 571 01:07:27,055 --> 01:07:29,717 Yeah, he better come back. I'll drag him back. 572 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:33,617 Excuse me, Charlie. The phone's over there. You can't miss it. 573 01:07:35,597 --> 01:07:38,065 How many times do I have to tell you? 574 01:07:38,233 --> 01:07:41,725 - Didn't you say I could be a guest? - I didn't tell you to be a pig. 575 01:07:41,904 --> 01:07:44,566 Well, if you invite me, you gotta invite my pigpen. 576 01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:46,503 All right. All right. 577 01:07:48,210 --> 01:07:49,871 Hey, Gaga. 578 01:07:50,045 --> 01:07:53,446 - Hey, yeah! - Come on in. Don't be shy. 579 01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:55,674 - I'm Joey. - This is Susan. 580 01:07:55,851 --> 01:07:58,445 - And this is her girlfriend... Rosie. - Rosie. 581 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,212 - Rosie, this is Joey. - Hello. 582 01:08:00,389 --> 01:08:03,984 This is J.R. Over here. The idiot with the glasses, that's Iggy. 583 01:08:04,159 --> 01:08:06,286 That's Hal over here. 584 01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:08,952 There's Terrence over here. This is Robby. 585 01:08:09,131 --> 01:08:11,929 - This is Susie, and this is... - Rosie. 586 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,796 - Rosie. - You want us to get rid of your coats? 587 01:08:14,970 --> 01:08:16,403 Let us take your coats. 588 01:08:19,408 --> 01:08:21,740 Why don't you get some drinks for the girls? 589 01:08:21,910 --> 01:08:24,538 Could I...? Could I have a scotch and ginger ale? 590 01:08:24,713 --> 01:08:27,580 Scotch and ginger ale. All right. Rosie? 591 01:08:27,749 --> 01:08:30,183 - Scotch and ginger ale. - Make that two, Gaga. 592 01:08:30,352 --> 01:08:31,910 - Right. - Make that two, Gaga. 593 01:08:34,323 --> 01:08:36,291 - Where you from? - The Bronx. 594 01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:38,619 The Bronx? What are you doing up there? 595 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:41,262 We live there. 596 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:46,901 Listen, hey, are you guys Italian, or what? 597 01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:50,061 - Yeah, we're Italian. Why? - Yeah? 598 01:09:03,585 --> 01:09:07,112 What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about? 599 01:09:07,289 --> 01:09:10,383 It's a little turtle. Come on. 600 01:09:10,559 --> 01:09:13,255 - Come on, sit down. - No. No. 601 01:09:16,131 --> 01:09:17,758 Where are you going? 602 01:09:17,933 --> 01:09:20,493 Come on. It was only a joke. 603 01:09:22,004 --> 01:09:25,804 - Hey, no more. No more. - What's the matter? 604 01:09:26,308 --> 01:09:28,435 I don't like things that crawl. 605 01:09:28,677 --> 01:09:30,838 She's a nice girl. Sit down. 606 01:09:31,346 --> 01:09:34,577 - Can I have some ginger ale? - I can't stand things that crawl. 607 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,945 - I don't think we have any. - You have...? 608 01:09:37,119 --> 01:09:39,815 - Do you have any plain Coke? - No. 609 01:09:39,988 --> 01:09:43,287 - Are you sure you're Italian? - No. I'm Jewish. 610 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:46,950 - Say something Italian. - Yeah, go ahead. Say something. 611 01:09:51,266 --> 01:09:53,791 Hey, I got one. I got one. 612 01:09:57,940 --> 01:10:00,909 - Beautiful. - Oh, man. Now we're Italian. 613 01:10:02,477 --> 01:10:05,412 Good evening, Mr. Rhadini. Nice of you to invite me. 614 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:07,844 I'm glad to have you. Make yourself at home. 615 01:10:08,016 --> 01:10:09,574 Thank you. I'll do my best. 616 01:10:15,857 --> 01:10:19,190 Say, Bessie, you know everybody. Who's that fellow over there? 617 01:10:19,361 --> 01:10:20,988 Thank you. 618 01:10:21,530 --> 01:10:23,657 He's a new one to me. 619 01:10:23,832 --> 01:10:25,322 He looks interesting. 620 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:29,163 - You do not know own guest? - I never laid eyes on him before. 621 01:10:29,338 --> 01:10:31,533 Mr. Chan, you're wanted on the telephone. 622 01:10:31,707 --> 01:10:34,642 - I'll show you the way, Charlie. - Excuse, please. 623 01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:38,268 Hurry back, Mr. Chan. I want all the news about Honolulu. 624 01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:41,679 You worry about that husband... 625 01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:44,045 Boy, this picture's so bad... 626 01:10:44,219 --> 01:10:47,347 ...that only I could watch a thing like this, you know? 627 01:10:47,522 --> 01:10:50,514 - This is terrible. - What's he doing? Digging for gold? 628 01:10:50,692 --> 01:10:52,853 Who knows? Who knows? 629 01:10:53,028 --> 01:10:56,020 Look, let's figure out who's gonna go in there next. 630 01:10:56,198 --> 01:10:58,632 What are we going to do? Who's gonna go next? 631 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,530 - First. - What do you mean, "first"? 632 01:11:01,703 --> 01:11:04,331 - I called first. - What do you want me to do? 633 01:11:04,506 --> 01:11:06,667 - Call second. - First. I like first better. 634 01:11:06,842 --> 01:11:09,777 - I called first. I'm next. - We got to figure out a way. 635 01:11:09,945 --> 01:11:12,971 - Wait. No, I called first. - You want to choose? 636 01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:15,810 I want to watch the picture. Leave me alone. 637 01:11:15,984 --> 01:11:18,214 - Anybody could call first. - I called first. 638 01:11:18,387 --> 01:11:20,184 - Do you want to choose? - I want to. 639 01:11:20,355 --> 01:11:22,789 What about you? Come on. Choose. Come on. 640 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:26,189 - I ain't choosing, I called first. - You can't. You call first. 641 01:11:26,361 --> 01:11:28,295 - First. - Yeah, see, he called it. 642 01:11:28,463 --> 01:11:30,556 You wanna call first? Everybody's first. 643 01:11:30,732 --> 01:11:32,791 - We're choosing. - I ain't choosing. 644 01:11:32,968 --> 01:11:35,732 - What? What? - We'll choose who goes in there. 645 01:11:35,904 --> 01:11:39,340 - What? That's not good enough? - Get up. 646 01:11:39,508 --> 01:11:41,476 - Come on, get up! - You gotta get up. 647 01:11:41,643 --> 01:11:44,339 I always lose these damn chooses. I know I'll lose. 648 01:11:44,513 --> 01:11:48,142 - I want to watch the picture. - We'll choose. 649 01:11:48,316 --> 01:11:50,284 1, 2, 3, shoot. 650 01:11:50,452 --> 01:11:52,613 Hey, Bobby's the lucky man. 651 01:11:52,788 --> 01:11:54,585 You'll be next. You'll be next. 652 01:11:54,756 --> 01:11:57,247 1, 2, 3, shoot! 653 01:11:57,426 --> 01:12:00,327 - Hey, baby. - I didn't get it, either. What do you want? 654 01:12:00,495 --> 01:12:03,726 - Come on, it's two more times. - 1, 2, 3, shoot! 655 01:12:05,634 --> 01:12:08,694 - You'll get this one. - Last one, okay? 656 01:12:09,004 --> 01:12:10,369 Shoot! 657 01:12:11,006 --> 01:12:13,133 Hey, sweetheart. 658 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:16,435 Quite the good movie here. 659 01:12:16,978 --> 01:12:18,912 You had to choose, right? You had to. 660 01:12:19,081 --> 01:12:21,413 - What were we gonna do? - I told you I'd lose. 661 01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:24,108 - Come on, will you, we chose it. - I called first. 662 01:12:24,286 --> 01:12:28,017 - Bobby's first! Bobby's first! - I called first. 663 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:30,522 He's first. Hal's second. 664 01:12:30,692 --> 01:12:32,990 If I can't go first, nobody's going first. 665 01:12:33,161 --> 01:12:34,685 First! 666 01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:37,758 - I want a kiss. - Hey! 667 01:12:37,933 --> 01:12:40,868 - Come on! - Get out of here! 668 01:12:47,476 --> 01:12:49,444 Get out! 669 01:12:49,611 --> 01:12:52,102 - Get out! - Get out of here! 670 01:12:52,714 --> 01:12:55,774 Get out of here, goddamn it! Get out! 671 01:12:56,952 --> 01:13:00,547 Leave us alone! Come on! 672 01:13:03,692 --> 01:13:05,717 You guys are real jerks, you know that? 673 01:13:16,338 --> 01:13:17,737 You're bleeding. 674 01:13:17,906 --> 01:13:21,398 - She scratched you. Your neck. - What are you talking about? 675 01:13:23,345 --> 01:13:27,076 - She cut your neck. You're bleeding. - What do you mean? 676 01:13:27,249 --> 01:13:30,480 I'm getting out of here! You guys got some nerve! 677 01:13:30,652 --> 01:13:31,914 You've got some nerve! 678 01:13:33,255 --> 01:13:35,917 - Get out of here! - What are you doing? 679 01:13:36,091 --> 01:13:37,888 Where do you get off?! 680 01:13:38,059 --> 01:13:39,822 I get the girls! I get the girls! 681 01:13:41,563 --> 01:13:44,999 Look at that son of a bitch, scratching me like that. 682 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:47,458 I ought to break her face. 683 01:13:48,069 --> 01:13:49,730 What are you talking about? 684 01:13:49,905 --> 01:13:51,896 I'll kill that broad. 685 01:13:52,073 --> 01:13:55,440 - I'll get you for this! Yes! - Is it my fault? Is it my fault? 686 01:13:55,610 --> 01:13:57,942 I'm gone! I'm getting out of here! 687 01:13:58,113 --> 01:14:02,209 Oh, you guys are happy now, right? You're happy. Now you're happy. 688 01:14:02,384 --> 01:14:07,151 You'll never understand why I won't get a girl for you guys. Never again. 689 01:15:38,813 --> 01:15:40,610 Who is it? 690 01:15:40,782 --> 01:15:42,249 It's me. 691 01:15:42,984 --> 01:15:46,044 - Who is it? - It's me. Open up. 692 01:15:46,655 --> 01:15:48,953 - J.R.? - Yeah. 693 01:15:57,165 --> 01:16:00,134 - I... - oh, come in. 694 01:16:02,404 --> 01:16:06,135 I just thought I'd come up and see you. 695 01:16:07,342 --> 01:16:09,606 That's fine. 696 01:16:10,278 --> 01:16:13,042 I just thought I'd come up and see you, that's all. 697 01:16:13,214 --> 01:16:15,876 Well, I'm glad. 698 01:16:17,652 --> 01:16:18,983 Are you all right? 699 01:16:19,154 --> 01:16:21,247 Yeah. I'm all right. 700 01:16:27,996 --> 01:16:29,554 I like your apartment. 701 01:16:30,231 --> 01:16:31,789 Thank you. 702 01:16:35,670 --> 01:16:37,535 I don't know... 703 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:42,706 I really don't know why I came up here so early in the morning, you know? 704 01:16:44,779 --> 01:16:46,406 I just don't know. 705 01:16:48,783 --> 01:16:50,580 I'm glad. 706 01:16:52,153 --> 01:16:54,417 - Yeah, but I mean... - Sit down. Come on. 707 01:16:55,190 --> 01:16:58,591 I really have no right coming up here at 6:3o in the morning. 708 01:17:00,028 --> 01:17:03,794 You know, really, I shouldn't have come up here so early... 709 01:17:03,965 --> 01:17:06,559 ...but we've been, sort of, drinking. 710 01:17:06,768 --> 01:17:09,236 - Would you like some coffee? - Yeah. 711 01:17:09,404 --> 01:17:11,031 Okay. 712 01:17:11,206 --> 01:17:13,231 I'll be right out. 713 01:17:14,008 --> 01:17:15,441 That's okay. 714 01:17:15,610 --> 01:17:17,305 Just make yourself comfortable. 715 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:32,691 No television set, huh? 716 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:35,455 You want to watch TV at this hour? 717 01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:37,461 No, just... 718 01:17:37,966 --> 01:17:41,697 I have a record player. You can put some music on, if you like. 719 01:17:49,911 --> 01:17:52,778 I like Giuseppe di Stefano. You got any of his records? 720 01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,346 Opera singer. 721 01:17:54,516 --> 01:17:56,541 No, I'm afraid not. 722 01:18:08,763 --> 01:18:11,027 How about Percy Sledge? 723 01:18:11,199 --> 01:18:12,598 Who? 724 01:18:13,301 --> 01:18:15,201 Never mind. 725 01:18:24,045 --> 01:18:28,243 Would you like something to eat, some toast or something? 726 01:18:28,550 --> 01:18:30,575 No, thanks. 727 01:19:02,450 --> 01:19:04,782 Be ready in a minute. 728 01:19:12,494 --> 01:19:14,758 Hey, you're hurting me. 729 01:19:18,533 --> 01:19:20,091 I'm sorry. 730 01:19:21,536 --> 01:19:23,367 It's okay. 731 01:19:23,838 --> 01:19:26,238 No, I mean... I mean, I'm sorry about... 732 01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:28,505 ...about before. 733 01:19:30,578 --> 01:19:34,480 I'm really sorry about the way I acted last time, you know? 734 01:19:36,084 --> 01:19:37,483 I thought... 735 01:19:37,652 --> 01:19:40,177 I thought you would be mad at me. 736 01:19:40,822 --> 01:19:43,586 Well, let's say not really pleased to see me. 737 01:19:44,859 --> 01:19:47,919 Well, it was, sort of, your... 738 01:19:48,630 --> 01:19:50,359 ...decision... 739 01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:53,793 ...whether you... 740 01:19:55,169 --> 01:19:57,160 ...Iove me enough. 741 01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:02,510 I love you. You ought to know that. 742 01:20:14,889 --> 01:20:16,481 God, how I love you. 743 01:20:16,658 --> 01:20:18,990 Oh, I'm so glad. 744 01:20:26,868 --> 01:20:29,701 - I missed you. - I missed you. 745 01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:32,840 - Did you? - Of course. 746 01:20:37,178 --> 01:20:40,341 - Now it's gonna be all right, you'll see. - Yes. 747 01:20:42,216 --> 01:20:44,707 I understand now, and I forgive you. 748 01:20:49,157 --> 01:20:50,419 Forgive me? 749 01:20:50,592 --> 01:20:55,029 Yes. I forgive you, and I'm gonna marry you anyway. 750 01:21:04,138 --> 01:21:07,437 You can't marry me anyway. 751 01:21:12,213 --> 01:21:13,874 What do you mean? 752 01:21:16,651 --> 01:21:19,085 It does bother you, doesn't it? 753 01:21:22,156 --> 01:21:25,091 Well, yeah, it bothers me, damn it. 754 01:21:25,426 --> 01:21:27,587 But I love you, and I'll marry you anyway. 755 01:21:27,762 --> 01:21:30,322 No. No, I... 756 01:21:30,999 --> 01:21:33,092 I can't. 757 01:21:33,868 --> 01:21:36,962 I mean, I won't marry you on that basis. 758 01:21:37,138 --> 01:21:38,969 What basis? 759 01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:41,608 Don't you understand? It can't work that way. 760 01:21:41,776 --> 01:21:44,301 You can make it work. You just said it before. 761 01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:46,344 No. No. 762 01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:52,948 Boy, you know, I really thought you loved me, you know that? 763 01:21:53,121 --> 01:21:56,181 - You had me believing that. - I do love you, that's why. 764 01:21:57,158 --> 01:22:00,616 What? Because you love me, that's why you're not gonna marry me? 765 01:22:02,797 --> 01:22:05,698 What kind of business you handing me here? 766 01:22:08,269 --> 01:22:09,668 What are you handing me? 767 01:22:10,071 --> 01:22:12,232 You'll always find a way to bring it up. 768 01:22:12,407 --> 01:22:14,967 You're damn right I could bring it up. 769 01:22:15,143 --> 01:22:17,976 And if that's the kind of a broad you are... 770 01:22:20,748 --> 01:22:22,215 I'm to blame. 771 01:22:22,383 --> 01:22:26,911 Because I feel the way any reasonable guy would feel, I'm to blame for this, huh? 772 01:22:27,355 --> 01:22:29,118 Be glad I'm willing to marry you. 773 01:22:29,290 --> 01:22:31,349 - J.R., please. - Hey, look... 774 01:22:33,094 --> 01:22:36,359 That's right. You had to just make a fool out of me, huh? 775 01:22:36,531 --> 01:22:41,059 - You just couldn't wait till I crawled back... - okay, okay. Have it your way. 776 01:22:43,638 --> 01:22:47,631 Oh, sure, just like that, huh? Don't try and convince me. 777 01:22:47,809 --> 01:22:50,778 How can I convince you to do anything you don't want to? 778 01:22:50,945 --> 01:22:54,608 - Who said I didn't wanna do it? - Then I wouldn't have to convince you. 779 01:22:54,782 --> 01:22:57,580 You gotta twist everything up all the time, don't you? 780 01:22:57,752 --> 01:23:00,084 Gotta twist it. It's not what I meant, brain. 781 01:23:00,254 --> 01:23:02,279 What did you mean? 782 01:23:02,457 --> 01:23:05,221 I don't know. I don't know. 783 01:23:06,327 --> 01:23:08,227 Listen, I told you that I loved you. 784 01:23:08,362 --> 01:23:12,389 - What's wrong? Isn't that enough? - No, no, it's not enough. 785 01:23:14,469 --> 01:23:17,336 - Why isn't that enough? - It's not good enough. 786 01:23:17,939 --> 01:23:19,600 - Not good enough? - No! 787 01:23:19,774 --> 01:23:21,366 Not good enough? 788 01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:24,605 - You mean, I'm not good enough, is that it? - No. 789 01:23:28,382 --> 01:23:31,112 Let me tell you something. It's not me, it's you. 790 01:23:31,285 --> 01:23:33,276 Do you think you're the Virgin Mary? 791 01:23:35,356 --> 01:23:39,122 Leading me on like that, letting me in here this hour of the morning. 792 01:23:39,293 --> 01:23:42,490 Come off it, will you? What kind of broad does that make you? 793 01:23:42,663 --> 01:23:46,155 And tell me something else. Who else is gonna marry you? 794 01:23:46,434 --> 01:23:48,334 Tell me that, you whore. 795 01:23:48,503 --> 01:23:52,405 Because that's what you are, if you don't know it by now, you whore. 796 01:24:05,319 --> 01:24:07,514 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 797 01:24:10,925 --> 01:24:13,621 Honest to God, I didn't mean it. 798 01:24:14,729 --> 01:24:17,857 I'm just so confused by this whole thing. 799 01:24:24,272 --> 01:24:25,967 Go home. 800 01:24:27,742 --> 01:24:29,733 Go home. 801 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:21,455 Mother! 802 01:25:53,361 --> 01:25:56,057 O God, I am heartily sorry for having offended thee. 803 01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:59,165 I detest all my sins because of thy just punishment... 804 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:03,463 ... but most of all because they offend thee, who art good and deserving of my love. 805 01:26:03,638 --> 01:26:08,132 I resolve, with the help of thy grace, to sin no more and avoid the near occasion of sin. 806 01:26:08,776 --> 01:26:12,143 Holy, holy, holy. Lord God of hosts. 807 01:26:12,313 --> 01:26:14,679 Heaven and earth are filled with your glory. 808 01:26:14,849 --> 01:26:16,248 Hosanna in the highest. 809 01:26:16,417 --> 01:26:20,478 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. Hosanna in the highest. 810 01:27:52,646 --> 01:27:55,877 All right, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? 811 01:27:56,050 --> 01:27:57,745 Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow. 812 01:27:57,918 --> 01:27:59,317 Yeah. 813 01:29:42,723 --> 01:29:44,714 [ENGLISH]